Stupid Quotes...
“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
–
Abraham Lincoln
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up
because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.…
–
Abraham Lincoln
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up
because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.…
Jokes...
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV.
On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc.
“Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you
to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just
machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to put an end to it.” “No
problem hun,” said Hannah, and she promptly got up, turned off the TV, and
poured his beer down the drain.